tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31652892011-09-26T14:20:06.186-04:00Here you can read diary about the Incredible Hulk!Incredible Hulkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07470093384636227778noreply@blogger.comBlogger2921100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3165289.post-75475666172391281902009-11-09T17:26:00.005-05:002009-11-09T17:37:07.200-05:00

Apparently, there is a cocktail named after me. Thus, it's called the Incredible Hulk. It's main ingredients are: 2 oz. of Hennessy Cognac and 2 oz. of Hpnotiq vodka. It's not the best drink in the world. Obviously it's only made because of the fact that it is green and has an awesome name. And it's the strongest drink you'll ever taste. And then it will bash you! The dude in the video has to add

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Did you all see my new movie last year? They've made a couple of new ones about me in the past few years. I think they may have got it right this time. I can't believe Edward Norton is playing me, Dr. Bruce Banner. My favorite movie last year was definitely Iron Man. I can't wait for the sequel. I heard that Mickey Rourke was going to be a bad guy in that film. He and I used to do coke together

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Hello. Kevin Church here. If you didn't know, I'm the guy who helps Hulk write this diary and it's pretty obvious that old Jade Jaws isn't going to update any time in the foreseeable future.First of all, I'd like to apologize to the fans that (still) come back to check things for not making this post earlier. I'd also like to thank them for their continued support of this silly little project.

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STUPID MARVEL COMICS HAS GIVEN HULK'S ENEMY MODOK (THAT STANDS FOR MECHANICAL SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING KITTENS) HIS OWN INTERNET DIARY BLOG WEBSITE.Hulk has found out that MODOK now lives in BROOKLYN which is where HULK LIVES.Hulk thinks he has some SMASHING OF STUPID BIGHEADED MODOK to do.And then maybe Hulk can get a sack of taquitos.

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A lot of people talk to Hulk, wanting to know how Hulk about the comic books that Marvel Comics makes about Hulk. Hulk thinks they are pretty OK most of the time, even if they have stupid stories like this stupid "Mister Fantastic And Tony Stark And Nick Fury Shoot Hulk Into Space And He Comes Back Later And Breaks A Bunch Of Stuff" story that is happening soon, but Hulk has to give special "

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THIS IS WHY "EDWARD NORTON" SHOULD NOT PLAY HULK IN UPCOMING MOVIE ABOUT HULK.THE END.

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THIS IS A COMIC BOOK THAT IS COMING OUT IN A FEW MONTHS ABOUT THE HULK AND HIS FRIEND FRANKLIN RICHARDS. Hulk really likes Franklin Richards a lot because he is a nice little boy and even though Marvel Comics shows that Franklin Richards's dad Reed Richards shot Hulk into space because Hulk was really bad, that did not really happen. Hulk is not in space and Hulk liked Reed Richards and Sue

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THERE IS A MOVIE COMING OUT ABOUT HULK'S FRIENDS THE FANTASTIC FOUR.It is the second movie they have made about them and even though stupid Ben Grimm is a stupid stupidhead that is stupid, Hulk is happy to see his friends Johnny Torch and Reed Stretch on the big screen like they deserve. Hulk thinks there is something wrong with Susan Invisible, though, because the actress playing her looks like

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Hello Hulk got this email and Hulk is wondering if he should help because Hulk needs some money and if Hulk had some money maybe Hulk wouldn't have to go look at the stupid jobs section of the New York Post and Daily Bugle. No, Hulk does not want to work construction, thank you for asking. Hulk does not like to say things to girls that walk by and Hulk can't whistle very well.WITH DUE RESPACT

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Who Likes To Eat Pu-Pu Platters?Hulk does!Even if they have a name that makes Hulk laugh a lot!Do you like to eat Pu-Pu Platters?Hulk likes the SHRIMPS the most.

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WHY DID HULK HAVE TO CHANGE FROM OLD "BLOGGER" TO NEW "BLOGGER" COMPUTER SOFTWARE? Hulk does not like change very much because every time somebody thinks Hulk should change it is things like "Hulk should smash less" and "Hulk should not watch Dora the Explorer and should instead go and fight stupid Stilt-Man" and let Hulk tell you that fighting Stilt Man is a problem for Daredevil or Spider-Man!!

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Hulk has gotten a lot of emails and comments wanting to know why Hulk hasn't updated his diary that is on the internet lately and Hulk wanted to also address some rumors that have been floating around about Hulk that need to be talked about because people need to know the truth about what has happened to Hulk of late, ok? OK! Hulk will put the things Hulk will say in a list because Hulk learned

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Hulk has decided Hulk is going to bring "Sexy" back.Hulk will have to find "Sexy" first. Hulk wants "Sexy" to get home in time for the holidays! Everyone deserves a good Christmas!

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HAHAHAHA SHUT UP IRON MAN SHUT UP!!!!

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OH MAN HULK'S ATM CARD WAS STUCK IN THE ATM.Hulk kept hitting the buttons and saying "Please let Hulk have his ATM card back because Hulk wants to go buy a Playstation 3 and play that Ultimate Alliance game Hulk is in with everyone, even the Punisher" but the machine was all like BEEP BOOP NO NO NO.And Hulk tried to be nice and called the people at his bank and Hulk said "Hulk has money because

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"NORTON" asked Hulk a question about movies and Hulk is going to answer it."Norton" asked:Hulk, I have just watched a DVD called "THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS" and I was just wondering how much money you made from it, since you have a big role in the movie?Hulk is sorry you watched that movie because it is full of big stupid lies about Hulk and how mean he is! The producers of that movie said that Hulk

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HA HA ITALY HAS A STUPID GIANTANT PROBLEM THAT WILL PROBABLYCOST A LOT TO GET RID OF!!!!Hulk feels "sorry" for Italy because Hulk knows how tough it is to beat up ants, especially if you leave pizza boxes lying around like Italy probably does all the time STUPID ANTS!!!AND HELLO MICHAEL FLEMING. Why did you make this picture of Hulk that makes Hulk so sad? :( Where did Hulk's hands go? TELL

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Bono says "PEACE OUT! HIPPIE MAN!"Hulk says "KEEP ON SMASHING!"WHOSESIDEAREYOUON?

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OK OK EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN HULK IS BACK PLEASE SIT DOWN QUIET IN THE BACK PLEASE.Hulk had to go out to the desert to fight "The Leader," who is a bad guy who has a very large stupid head. Here is a picture of "The Leader.""The Leader" may have a VERY LARGE AND STUPID HEAD but he has a "teleporter" that he says he made himself and that must mean he's almost as smart as Puny Richards from the

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Hulk has the day off from being a police man and the nice sergeant man at the police station who is Hulk's boss said Hulk may get to take "a really, really long vacation" because Hulk "took unreasonable steps" to stop that bad man with the gun.Hulk doesn't think that throwing the man in the Hudson River is "unreasonable," but Hulk likes having time off!

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OK SO HULK IS SORRY HULK HAS NOT BEEN WRITING SO MUCH IN HULK'S DIARY OF LATE.Do you want to know the reason that Hulk has not been writing so much in Hulk's diary of late? Hulk has been very busy filling out "paperwork" at his job place where he is a policeman and do you know that it's very annoying to do that? At least Hulk has a big keyboard on his police work computer where he can type

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HEY PEOPLE IN NEW YORK THAT SELL BOOTLEG HULK STUFF WITHOUT ASKING HULK.Hulk sees you! Hulk is not happy and HULK HAS A BADGE AND A GUN NOW POW POW!!!!

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Hulk knows it has been a while since Hulk wrote in his internet diary but Hulk has been very busy. Did you know that Marvel Comics, who make comic books about the Hulk, have a big "storyline" going on right now called Planet Hulk and in it, Hulk goes into space and beats up people on another planet? That is not what Hulk has been doing. Hulk decided to be like Shaq and join the police force,

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Hulk only gets one of these (HULK GETS A KITTY IN THE ONE HULK GETS!!!) but Hulk really likes the art in these comic strips about Hulk.Here is the first strip!Here is the second strip!Here is strip C!Here is the fourth strip!Thank you Katie Cook for making good comics about Hulk!

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HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!STUPID COMIC BOOK PEOPLE LISTEN UP! HULK HERE! HULK DOES NOT TALK BABY TALK!!!! HULK IS NOT A BABY!!!!!!

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Hulk does not like tumors so Hulk thinks this is really really neat!Thank you Phil who sent Hulk the scan!

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Hulk may not make a good ninja, but he is really good at being a sumo wrestler and he is not even FAT!!!Silver Samurai, you know who Hulk is talking about when Hulk says he sure did kick somebody's "tucchus" around Central Park today when somebody who is big and silvery and wears Japanese armor was trying to do evil!!!

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THE WATCHER POSTED IN HULK'S COMMENTS:dear Hulk,your blog has become stale and repetitive. I can't say that there was really anything in the way of substance to begin with. Anyway, i'm just letting you know that this long time reader will no longer be reading your sporatic half-hearted posts. Good bye hulk.Hulk has this to say about The Watcher because he decided to be rude to the Hulk and Hulk

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Man, Hulk thought Hulk knew what music was. Hulk liked ELO and Chicago and Peter Cetera's solo work and that was good.But now Hulk has discovered Morrissey's songs and they are so good because he speaks to the pain that Hulk carries deep inside of him.Yes, sometimes even Hulk thinks "Everyday Is Like Sunday."And if Spider-Man were a hairdresser, Hulk would set him on fire like that one Morrissey

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MAN ALIVE, HULK GETS HUNGRY JUST LOOKING AT THIS COOKBOOK HULK WAS ON THE COVER OF!!!!

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Hulk is sorry Hulk has not put anything on his internet diary in the last couple of weeks.Hulk has been busy with superhero stuff! Hulk is a busy man and sometimes he doesn't have time to type words on the computer that show up on his internet diary! Next time you say to yourself "Self, why has Hulk not blogged?" think about Hulk smashing aliens and stuff to keep you safe!PS> JUGGERNAUT STINKS.

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Mike Manley is a very good drawer of comic books and he drew this picture of Hulk fighting Iron Man for a friend of his and it's a very good drawing and he even made the colors all dotty like old comic books!Hulk likes it when people show Hulk beating up Iron Man!!!

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Hulk borrowed the camera that Spider Bug-Man keeps on his belt when he is doing things and taking pictures for the Hitler-Man and giving the credit to "Peter Parker" because he wanted to show some pictures of his neighborhood for his internet friends! This is the neighborhood that Hulk lives in called "The Village" in New York City.This is the record store that sells music that goesBOOM BOOM

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Hulk really knows how comic book Hulk feels sometimes when Hulk is working really hard at making sure no bad guys come and smash up New York City and he keeps punching and hollering and smashing and eventually, a lot of time passes but Hulk doesn't notice until his tummy gets all rumbly like Fin Fang Foom.The end.

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Hulk likes it when people like his internet friend Gwen send him links to thinks that are very important and awesome like this group on the internet website "FLICKR" that is about pictures of Hulk and Hulk toys.It is a very, very good thing to see that people like Hulk enough to do something like this.

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DEAR MAYOR OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK:Hulk is very glad he gets to live in your city and is really happy to help out when bad people come to New York and want to do things like "blow up buildings" and stuff like that. However, you need to realize that sometimes when bad people show up to do things, Hulk has to take "extreme measures" to take care of things.That is why Hulk had to throw the Statue

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COMPUTER INTERNET UPDATE.Hulk is sorry Hulk has been busy, but somebody who is almost as way-cool as Hulk is is now on the internet and he is typing and you should read his internet website. THIS IS THE LINK TO CHEWBACCA'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET.

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HULK HATES CROSSWORDS AND STUPID BUG-MAN SO VERY MUCH!!!

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HERE IS ANOTHER HULK TOY THAT HULK IS VERY VERY NOT HAPPY ABOUT.Hulk looks like he is going to grab you in your girly places if you are a girl. If you are a boy and Hulk grabbed you there, he may break your ribs but he would not make you feel dirty and Hulk doesn't want you to feel dirty!!!

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If you all who read Hulk's Diary That Is On The Internet want to find out what happened to the nice kitty named Savannah, then you better click here!Hulk is very proud Hulk helped Savannah get better with the help of all of Hulk's internet friends!!!!

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You know how Hulk posted about Hulk toys that Hulk saw on the internet?Hulk saw this Hulk "bobblehead" and Hulk wonders why they have to make it look like Hulk really likes licorice candy a lot more than Hulk does!!!

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HHHEelLLo HULK hHeeEErree TTTYyypiIInnG ONNN @ TIIINNNY KEYYBOARDDD.HhhhHUULLKiKKKK CCCAAANN'TTTYPE WELLll ONNnn IiTTttHHUUuulLLk is innn THEE DESERTTT helping SSSTUUPID IRRONNMN MMANNM.HHULLLKKK WILL WWWRITTEE#E# BAAACCCK FFRROOMM NNEWW YYOOOORK!!

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This is not the kind of toythat they have made of Hulkthat Hulk likes because it is too softand makes Hulk look like he is ababy and Hulk is not a baby evenif he likes babies a lot.This is the kind of toythat they have made of Hulkthat Hulk likes because ithas missles and makes abig robot and goesPYOO PYOO PYOO CRASH!!!!Hulk thinks this is a good book, though,because it shows Hulk having a tasty

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There was not enough snow for Hulk to shovel and make extra pocket money so he can buy presents for his friends like the man at the donut place that makes sure Hulk has an extra big coffee and Captain America who is a very nice person except when he is all bossy and that makes Hulk sad.If Hulk could feel strong and brave about doing it, Hulk would make a computer frowny face like this :( but Hulk

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HA HA HA HA HA!Somebody put the imitation BEN GRIMM ROCK MAN HANDS on the "toys you should not buy for your kid because they will hurt themselves real bad if they play with them" list and you can click here to see them write about them!These are the stupid hands! They are stupid!Hulk wants to point out one thing: the fake Hulk hands that were put out with the movie about the Hulk that was pretty

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What did Hulk do for special day on which we are supposed to give thanks?Hulk smashed up some old cars for his friend D-Man.D-Man smelled funny.

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Do you know what Hulk really, really likes to eat for breakfast when he knows he's going to be smashing stupid bad guys all day? He likes to eat Cream of Rice! Thor is all about Cream Of Wheat, but if there's one thing Hulk has learned from his years of smashing bad guys (yes, Juggernaut, Hulk knows you're out there just wait a minute while Hulk writes in his diary that is on the internet, ok?!?)

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Hulk is sorry he has not written in Hulk's Internet Diary in a few days.Hulk had to go fight "The Abomination" in the Desert and it was OK.Especially the part where Hulk used a tank to smack "The Abomination" in the face real hard.That picture there is of the Movie Hulk bending a tank up and Hulk wants to say that he always makes sure that Real American Heroes like GI Joe are out of their tanks

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OK SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH SAVANNAH KITTY, GO VISIT THIS INTERNET WEB PAGE ABOUT THE KITTY NAMED SAVANNAH!Hulk is VERY GLAD we all helped a lot to help Savannah get better! HERE IS A PICTURE OF SAVANNAH SITTING IN A PUNY HUMAN'S LAP! She is such a pretty kitty!Hulk has to go talk to Damage Control about fixing that thing that Hulk broke upstairs last night to make that

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DEAR PERSON WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM HULK:Hulk bets you won't play stupid "rap-rock" that loud any more, will you?Love, Hulk

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THIS IS THE LAST UPDATE ABOUT THE SAVANNAH KITTY. Hulk is sending the money over and if you want to find out the total amount of American cash money, then keep reading! Hulk has very good news for all the people who read Hulk's diary! "Comic Treadmill" sent money for the kitty! "Comic Treadmill" didn't want me to give away their secret identity, so Hulk keeps it secret and safe, not like

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IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE ON THE KITTY STATUS REPORT ABOUT GETTING THE KITTY NAMED SAVANNAH FIXED UP PROPERLY. IT IS 5:30 WHERE HULK IS AND HULK HAS THIS TO REPORT ABOUT THE MONEY SITUATION!!!!Thanks to a super-sizeddonation from John Jensen,"THE HELP THE KITTY NAMEDSAVANNAH" FUND HAS $165.00IN IT.WE ARE $35 SHORT OFHULK'S GOAL, WHICH IS A REALLYEASY GOAL TO REACH!Press the donation button and

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MAKE SURE YOU READ THE POSTTHAT HULK WROTE IN HIS DIARY YESTERDAY ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM SO YOUCAN FIND OUT HOW TO HELPTHE NICE KITTY NAMED SAVANNAH.We need to raise $200 to help this kitty out and we have only got $90 as Hulk writes this, so read that post and then click on the button that's down there or the button that's right here:REMEMBER! IF YOU DONATE, HULK WILL SAY SOMETHING NICE

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Hulk really hates a lot of the "We Are The World" charity crap that stupid pop stars do instead of just handing over their own big buckets of money to help people and stuff that are in need of helping, but Hulk doesn't have buckets of money to do this thing so he has to just ask all of you to help out with a cause that Hulk holds very dear: KITTY-CATS!!!!There is a cat that some stupid puny human

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Hulk makes a note here so Hulk can see it in his internet diary and make sure that he takes care of it:At around 9 tonight, Hulk should go take down that villain he threw up on the top of the Chrysler building.

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HELLO THIS IS A MESSAGE TO WENDY, FROM HULK:Wendy, Hulk knows that Hulk worked at your little fast food chain for a little while and wasn't a very good employee, but Hulk really likes your "product." Hulk wants to mention something, though - Hulk really misses the "Monterey Chicken Sandwich" that you made for a while. It had mustard and cheese and ham and was really, really tasty. Please put

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THANK YOU PUNY HUMAN CHRISTINA FOR SENDING HULK THESE PICTURES THAT ARE VERY GOOD PICTURES OF A MONKEY AND A KITTEN WHO ARE FRIENDS! If you want to see the pictures real big, go to this internet web site that Hulk linked to right here.

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WOW! A lot of people (like 50,000) visited Hulk's Diary yesterday! Was Hulk on the computer news or the TV news or the paper news?Spider-Man is always on the front page of this newspaper here called The Daily Bugle, where Hitler is the boss! Hulk would not want to work with Hitler. Hulk would want to smash Hitler!BOO! Hulk hates Hitler!

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OK PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN AND WHINE AND SAY "OH HULK, PLEASE POST EVERY DAY BECAUSE YOU ARE FAILING US," HULK IS POSTING RIGHT NOW.You know what else is happening right now? The Juggernaut is beating the crap out of an old lady but Hulk knows you would rather see Hulk post than have Hulk save old ladies. Hulk thinks you should be ashamed of yourself.

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GOOD MORNING, INTERNET!How are you? Hulk is fine except for having to go clean up mess that Hulk made when stupid "aliens" invaded the part of New York that is called "Midtown."Stupid aliens. They had neat ray guns, though.

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO PAY ATTENTION.This week is the week that the comic where Hulk fights a big stupid red dinosaur comes out on Wednesday! Make sure you buy it because it is the best comic book about Hulk that Hulk has read in a long time and it is written by Tom Sniegoski and drawn by Eric Powell and it has "Devil Dinosaur"'s name in big, big letters because Hulk is a humble fellow. You

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THIS PERSON POSTED A FAKE "BLOG" ENTRY ABOUT KITTY CATS THAT SAYS IT WAS WRITTEN BY HULK BUT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY HULK!Oh, Hulk really hopes he sees a bad guy on his way to the chinese takeout so Hulk can do some GUILT-FREE SMASHING.

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AND HULK SAYS HEYYY YEAH YEAH YEAH HEYYY YEAH YEAH YEAHHULK SAYS HEY!WHAT'S GOING ON?

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Hulk helped those kids at the elementary school yesterday by teaching them not to get in a car with a stranger by making Thor pretend to be a stranger and Hulk pretended to be a little boy and Hulk wore short pants and a baseball cap and a pair of sneakers and skipped and sang "Hulk is a little teapot!" and then when Thor pretended to be a bad person said "Have at thee, lad! Get into yon

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IRON MAN AKA TONY STARK:PLEASE STOP CALLING HULK.HULK DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU.You are a LIAR and HULK DOES NOT LIKEpeople who LIE at all! They are smelly!

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WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN THAT TONY STARK IS IRON MAN?!?!?Hulk's world is totally shattered here, people!

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THIS IS THE PING PONG SCORE FROM THE GAME THAT WAS HAD LAST NIGHT AT DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLACE WHICH IS NEAR MY PLACE IN THE VILLAGE.Hulk: 2Howard The Duck: 38Ping-Pong Table: Smashed!

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THIS IS A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HULK THINKSYOU SHOULD GIVE MONEY TO IF YOU WANTTO HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURTREAL BAD BY THAT STUPID STORM!!!Paypal is not taking any fees off the money they take from people who help give money to this very important "effort"! CLICK HERE if you want to give money to their giant robot computer that helps people.The Red Cross have helped many people over the years

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Hulk really really hopes that all of the puny humans in Louisiana take care of themselves and don't drown or anything because of that big stupid storm named Katrina. Hulk asked the girl at the coffee shop named Katrina if she knew this storm and if she would tell it to knock things off, but she said she couldn't help because it was a big storm and she was just an art student. She then gave Hulk

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Hulk just found out a new fact that is important if you are fighting somebody who is a really bad person called "The Leader" in the middle of the place that you live that is called The Village that is in Manhattan which is part of New York. If you knock over an apartment building and pick up a wall and beat "The Leader" with it a lot, you will probably get yelled at by the Mayor and the Chief of

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There is now a 7/11 convenience store in Manhattan!!!HULK REPEATS THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.THERE IS NOW A 7/11 CONVENIENCE STORE IN MANHATTAN!!!This means Hulk does not have to go to stinky New Jersey to get Slurpees and Big Gulps!!

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OH HEY IF YOU WANT TO READ SOME STUFF ABOUT A BOOK ABOUT THE HULK THAT IS REALLY GOOD, YOU SHOULD GO TO THIS INTERNET WEB SITE CALLED "DIAL B FOR BLOG" BECAUSE IT SHOWS A BOOK FROM A LONG TIME AGO THAT IS ABOUT HULK!Hulk really likes that book. Sometime Hulk reads it and laughs and remembers smashing communists and all that fun stuff!

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Hulk really likes bologna sandwiches.Toasted bread and mayonnaise and bologna and maybe a little lettuce and tomato and a big glass of milk while Hulk watches his Digimon DVDs is the best.Hulk wanted to talk about food again, but that's OK with you, right, Puny Humans?

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Hulk wants to tell all the kids that even if they see Hulk having a big slice of pizza for breakfast, that is not what kids should have for breakfast because it is not nutritious!!! Hulk is big and strong already so he can have pizza for breakfast and a big soda and he can watch the pigeons but you should have some fruit and some cereal and maybe some eggs!!! OK, KIDS? EAT HEALTHY!AND EXERCISE

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Hulk likes to listen to "deep house" music a lot when Hulk is cleaning his apartment in the part of New York that is called the Village and sometimes he plays it a little too loud and gets in trouble. Hulk thinks they call it "house" music because you play it when you are doing house work and you want to stay in a "deep" trance and scrub and scrub and scrub that toilet and tub! You can listen

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Hulk has changed the way his diary looked because Hulk got a lot of emails about his diary looking "ugly" and people don't realize that Hulk is not that good at design and internet stuff so he talked to his friend that helps him put up his diary and told him that he would not smash him if his friend helped him redesign the diary so it is redesigned now!Hulk may need to "tweak" a few things, but

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Hulk is not going to tolerate internet trolls looking to stir up trouble on his diary! Hulk has "taken out" Fin Fang Foom and some other big stupid monsters! Hulk punched a dinosaur in his soft spot once and made him cry. Internet person "TONTO" needs to learn that insulting Hulk because Hulk wanted to make sure nobody fought in his diary's comments is not the way to make sure that you are

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Hulk has been thinking lately (STOP LAUGHING, STUPID BEN GRIMM) about "secret identities" and how important it is for some people to make sure that nobody knows who they are. Hulk knows that some people, like Spider-Bug-Man or Moon Knight Who Is Not Batman Honest want to protect people they love and care about while they do their super-hero stuff. Hulk heard that Monkeyfaced President had a

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Hulk have to tell you puny humans something: some days are better than others. Hulk is sorry he has not written that much in his internet diary lately.Hulk just wanted to say that.Hulk also wanted to say he really likes strawberry milkshakes.

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HELLO BABY THAT WANTS TO BE HULK!!! Originally uploaded by mays.hays.Hulk is glad to see that babies still like to wear the "Hulk Hands" that the toy companies made when Hulk's movie came out a long time ago. Hulk thought it was really cute how Ben Grimm had toy smashy hands and toy smashy feet for that movie about him and Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman Sue Storm and Johnny Torch, but his

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Thank you to computer internet person "merkley???" for helping Hulk fix his internet diary that a lot of people read! "merkley???" is A-OK by Hulk!!!!

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HULK HAD TO DELETE A LOT OF COMMENTS BECAUSE PEOPLE SPOILED THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ABOUT THE BOY WHO IS A GREAT WIZARD!!!Hulk is not happy about this, puny humans that comment on his website! Hulk hasn't gotten very far in the audiobook version that Hulk listens to on the white computer music sound box that Captain America gave him for Christmas last year!!!Also: BE NICER TO EACH OTHER. Hulk

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Hulk still can not fix gap on his internet diary even if he told his stupid human friend that helps him do the stupid internet diary that somebody had found a way to do it!!!!Hulk saw movie about Rock-Man and Johnny Torch and Invisible Woman and Mister Fantastic and it was pretty OK but Hulk has seen better......like his own!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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This is a nice picture of the Hulk fighting astupid red dinosaur by this puny human namedEric Powell who makes a comic bookthat is called The Goon that you shouldread. He is making some comic books that willhave Hulk and some other people that are comingout in October from Marvel Comics who make comicbooks about The Hulk and other people like Rock-ManBen Grimm and Spider-Bug-Man. You can read

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Hulk Cup Cakes!! Originally uploaded by rkb1.Hulk had a friend tell him to go to this internet website right here: internet cupcake website and he saw this picture so he wanted to put it in his internet diary!THOSE ARE THE BEST LOOKING CUPCAKES EVER AND NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE HULK'S FACE ON THEM! HULK'S NAME IS ON THEM TOO!!!!(Yes, Hulk knows there is a big gap at the top of his internet

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DEAR TOM CRUISE:You have made Hulk very upset because you have taken that nice little girl Katie Holmes who has not graduated the eighth grade yet and made her into your special friend to take around and you think that gives you the right to act like a monkey on that woman Oprah's show but it does not! Hulk is tired of seeing you and even if Hulk wanted to go see the movie about the War Of The

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Hulk just had a really good pizza when Rock-Man Ben Grimm and nice Invisible Woman came by to help Hulk install Hulk's new stereo system that he won in a raffle run by the local youth center that was looking for money to repair damage that stupid supervillain Rhino made when he was breaking stuff the other week because he has "mommy issues" according to Doc Sampson, who is a very nice man that is

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Hulk is very sorry that Hulk got Hulk's hand stuck in that jar with the pickles at the deli. Hulk is very sorry to Mr. Katzenburg and Mrs. Katzenberg for breaking that jar and making the big mess and Hulk is very sorry that he lost his temper and made that mess. However, you did not need to call Hulk a "stupid green monster."That hurt Hulk's feelings a lot. Hulk said Hulk was sorry and Hulk

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I BROKE OTHER HULK WHO WAS HIDING IN MY MIRROR!!!!HULK WINS!!!!OH NO!!! NOW THERE IS OTHER HULK IN HULK'S COMPUTER MONITOR!!!!Hulk may have to ask Thor for help. Hulk hates asking Thor for help. Thor makes Hulk go get Thor's conditioner and shampoo, which makes Hulk feel like he's in the "Fab 5," who Hulk never sees do any superhero stuff.

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Hulk is b o r e d.Bored bored bored.BORED.Hulk may have to go find and randomly smash a bad guy just to keep things interesting, because Hulk is going out of Hulk's skull with boredom.

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HULK SAYS IT IS TIME TO TALK TURKEY ABOUT FAKE INTERNET HULK DIARIES THAT ARE NOT THE REAL HULK'S INTERNET DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!Hulk is sad to find out that some people have "ripped off" Hulk's diary and decided to write like they are Hulk, even if they are not as smart or as handsome or as ignorant (Doctor Strange called me that and he is a nice man!) as Hulk is! Hulk has been doing

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HULK SEES GIANT FIREBALL IN THE SKY THAT MEANS THAT THIS WEEKEND IS THE WEEKEND FOR PARTYING AND BARBECUING HOORAY!Hulk also thinks you should spend time thinking about men and women who have fought for your freedom to smash things, too.BUT MOSTLY IT IS TIME FOR HAMBURGERS!!!!!

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Sometimes Hulk complains about how Hulk is drawn and written by puny humans who make Hulk comic books but Hulk wants to say that Hulk really likes this part of a comic book that the Hulk was in because Hulk really likes horses and thinks that you all need to go talk to horses and get to know them because they are nice and if you pet them real nice and talk to them and give them sugar cubes, they

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HULK DID NOT MEAN TO SMASH THAT STUPID PINBALL MACHINE AT THE PIZZA PLACE THAT LETS HULK EAT HIS SLICES BUT THE OTHER HULK WAS IN THE GLASS THERE, MAKING FUN OF HULK!!!Hulk will catch you, Other Hulk.

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HULK HAS TO MAKE AN APOLOGY ON THE INTERNET TO THE PERSON NAMED KATY THAT READS HIS INTERNET DIARY AND LIKES IT A LOT.Hulk's email sometimes does not get read as much as Hulk should read it and sometimes it breaks and eats messages and sometimes Hulk just deletes all the mail and wins the "HOTMAIL" game. ANYHOW, Katy sent Hulk a very nice picture that she made and Hulk never saw it and now he

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HULK HAS DISCOVERED THE BEST INTERNET WEBSITE EVER!!!!CLICK HERE TO SEE KITTENS FIGHT IT OUT AND CLICK ON YOUR FAVORITE KITTEN!"This means Hulk is never going to get any work done on his new LEGO sculpture again!!!PS> CUDDLEWHORE IS HULK'S FAVORITE, EVEN IF THAT KITTY HAS A BAD WORD IN ITS NAME!!!

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THIS IS A LETTER TO THE PERSON WHO PUTS THE MENUS IN HULK'S MAILBOX AND AROUND HULK'S DOORKNOB.Dear Person Who Puts The Menus In Hulk's Mailbox And Around Hulk's Doorknob:Stop putting menus in Hulk's mailbox and around Hulk's doorknob! Hulk is tired of having to throw away stupid menus from places that serve food that Hulk will not eat! Hulk likes Chinese Food just fine but Hulk goes around the

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Hulk went by "stoop sale" at place down the street today and picked up an old video game system that was called PONG and plugged it in but thinks it is broken because it just has stupid blip going left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right.Where can Hulk get CDs with "PONG Games" on them??Hulk asked Spider-Bug-Man about this when

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HULK WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIS SANDWICH THAT HE IS EATING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR HULK'S SONG ABOUT SANDWICH? OK! HULK WILL GIVE YOU THE LYRICS BECAUSE UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A "THREE BLOCK RADIUS" YOU CAN NOT HEAR HULK'S SONG THAT IS EXCELLENT! It is so good that the people upstairs kick the floor to show how much they like it! That is so nice of them!Hulk's baloney has a first name!It's

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THANK YOU EVERYBODY WHO GAVE HULK RED BULL MONEY!!! Hulk now has $22 that he can use to make sure that he can keep VILLAGE IN NEW YORK safe for more days! Hulk still seeing other Hulk all over the place. Hulk thinking it may be time for a "reckoning." You could say Hulk reckons it is time for a reckoning, but Hulk is not from Alabama or Georgia or Oregon or any other states in the south!!!Hulk

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